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Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Unisex Kid Adult Tee Xmas Holiday Gift Top
  • Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Unisex Kid Adult Tee Xmas Holiday Gift Top
  • Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Unisex Kid Adult Tee Xmas Holiday Gift Top
Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Unisex Kid Adult Tee Xmas Holiday Gift Top Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Unisex Kid Adult Tee Xmas Holiday Gift Top Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

$18.94 $26.94
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Bold Design, Soft Fabric – Your New Everyday Favorite

The kind of piece that gets compliments on day one and still looks fresh six months later. Printed on Gildan® apparel with fade-resistant DTG ink. Built for your lifestyle.

📸 What you see is a T-Shirt mockup, but don’t stop there – this design comes in 4 different styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Choose your favorite and we’ll make it just for you.

What Makes It Hit Different

  • 🎨 Built to Last – DTG printing means color is part of the fabric, not sitting on top. Wash without worry.
  • 🧵 Not Your Average Blank – Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend – the same blanks top brands trust.
  • 👕 Fits Like It Should – Classic cut, taped neck & shoulders, tear-away label. Nothing scratchy, nothing awkward.
  • 🇺🇸 From American Farms – US Cotton Trust Protocol certified. The good stuff, sourced the right way.

Fabric & Construction

  • Tees & Long Sleeves: 5.3–6 oz, 100% US cotton – light enough for summer, layerable for fall.
  • Crewneck & Hoodie: 50/50 blend at 8 oz – pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.
  • Fabric note – Sport Grey (90/10 cotton/poly) has a slight poly blend for that classic heather finish.

Your Perfect Match

Find your size and pick your color – it’s that easy:

Color Chart

Size Chart

  1. Browse colors and compare with the chart.
  2. Use the size guide for the best fit.
  3. Add to cart and you’re all set!

Shipping & Returns

  • ✅ Production: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 USA Standard: 3–7 business days.
  • ⚡ USA Rush: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 International: 1–2 weeks.

Each piece is printed on demand after you order. Double-check your size before checkout. Size-related returns aren’t available, but reach out if you need any help – we’ve got you.

🛒 Head to TeeBloomCo.com for more. Quality prints. Premium fabric. Happy customers.

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