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Embarrassing Inappropriate Crude Cruise Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie (1)

Embarrassing Inappropriate Crude Cruise Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie

Sale price  $18.94 Regular price  $26.94
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Made-to-Order Graphic Apparel โ€” Bold & Comfortable

That feeling when someone stops you and says โ€˜yo, whereโ€™d you get that?โ€™ โ€” thatโ€™s what this is. Premium Gildanยฎ cotton, DTG-printed so the colors hit different and never fade. Your new go-to, trust us.

๐Ÿ“ธ The image shows a T-Shirt preview, but this design is ready on T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Select your variant and weโ€™ll craft it to order.

What Makes It Hit Different

  • ๐ŸŽจ Colors That Stay โ€” Advanced DTG ink bonds with every fiber. Wash it 50 times โ€” still looks fresh.
  • ๐Ÿงต Premium Feel โ€” Genuine Gildanยฎ blanks. Ultra Cotton for tees, Heavy Blend for hoodies. Youโ€™ll feel the difference.
  • ๐Ÿ‘• All-Day Comfort โ€” Classic fit with taped seams and a tear-away label. Zero itch, zero irritation.
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Cotton Done Right โ€” Sourced under the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Premium quality, responsibly grown.

Material Details

  • T-Shirt (5.3 oz) & Long Sleeve (6 oz): 100% cotton โ€” airy, comfortable, all-season wear.
  • Heavy Blend Fleece: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/polyester โ€” cozy warmth with pill-resistant durability.
  • Note: Sport Grey contains a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for color consistency.

Size & Color Options

Find your size and pick your color โ€” itโ€™s that easy:

Available Colors

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White
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Black
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Sand
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Sport Grey
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Navy
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Light Pink
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Royal
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Pepper
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Dark Heather
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Forest Green
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Light Blue
Gildan 5000 โ€” Unisex T-Shirt
Size Length Bust
S 28 in (71.1 cm) 36 in (91.4 cm)
M 29 in (73.7 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
L 30 in (76.2 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
2XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
3XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
4XL 34 in (86.4 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
Gildan 18000 โ€” Unisex Sweatshirt
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm) 33.5 in (85.09 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm) 34.5 in (87.63 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm) 35.5 in (90.17 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm) 36.5 in (92.71 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm) 37.5 in (95.25 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm) 38.5 in (97.79 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm) 39.5 in (100.33 cm)
Gildan 18500 โ€” Unisex Hoodie
Size Length Bust
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm)
Gildan 2400 โ€” Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27.95 in (71 cm) 36.22 in (92 cm) 33.46 in (85 cm)
M 29.13 in (74 cm) 40.16 in (102 cm) 35.04 in (89 cm)
L 29.92 in (76 cm) 44.09 in (112 cm) 36.61 in (93 cm)
XL 31.1 in (79 cm) 48.03 in (122 cm) 38.19 in (97 cm)
2XL 31.89 in (81 cm) 51.97 in (132 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
3XL 33.07 in (84 cm) 55.91 in (142 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
4XL 33.86 in (86 cm) 59.84 in (152 cm) 38.98 in (99 cm)

Tap a style above to view its chart. Measured laid flat.

  1. Find your color in the chart above.
  2. Match your measurements to the size guide.
  3. Add to cart and check out securely.

Shipping & Returns

  • โœ… Made in: 1โ€“3 business days.
  • ๐Ÿ“ฆ US Shipping: 3โ€“7 business days.
  • โšก Rush Delivery: 3โ€“5 business days.
  • ๐ŸŒ Worldwide: 1โ€“2 weeks.

This is a made-to-order product. Please confirm your size with the chart above. We donโ€™t offer exchanges for wrong sizes, but our team is happy to assist with any concerns.

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