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I am a biker not your next road kill get off the phone and open your eyes shirt

I am a biker not your next road kill get off the phone and open your eyes shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Sale price  $18.94 Regular price  $26.94
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Made-to-Order Graphic Apparel โ€” Bold & Comfortable

You know that one piece in your closet you reach for every single time? This is about to be it. Printed on premium Gildanยฎ fabric with colors that stay bold wash after wash.

๐Ÿ“ธ Mockup is a tee โ€” but weโ€™ve got you covered. This design ships on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck & Hoodie. Your call, your style, made just for you.

Why Everyoneโ€™s Grabbing This

  • ๐ŸŽจ Built to Last โ€” DTG printing means color is part of the fabric, not sitting on top. Wash without worry.
  • ๐Ÿงต Premium Feel โ€” Genuine Gildanยฎ blanks. Ultra Cotton for tees, Heavy Blend for hoodies. Youโ€™ll feel the difference.
  • ๐Ÿ‘• Move Freely โ€” Classic unisex fit with taped seams. The tear-away label means nothing scratching your neck.
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ US Cotton, Real Quality โ€” Proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Feel good about what you wear.

What Itโ€™s Made Of

  • T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: 100% cotton (5.3โ€“6 oz) โ€” lightweight, breathable.
  • Heavy Blend Fleece: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/polyester โ€” cozy warmth with pill-resistant durability.
  • Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly for a heathered look.

Size & Color Options

Choose your favorite color and find the perfect fit:

Available Colors

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White
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Black
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Sand
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Sport Grey
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Navy
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Light Pink
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Royal
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Pepper
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Dark Heather
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Forest Green
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Light Blue
Gildan 5000 โ€” Unisex T-Shirt
Size Length Bust
S 28 in (71.1 cm) 36 in (91.4 cm)
M 29 in (73.7 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
L 30 in (76.2 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
2XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
3XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
4XL 34 in (86.4 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
Gildan 18000 โ€” Unisex Sweatshirt
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm) 33.5 in (85.09 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm) 34.5 in (87.63 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm) 35.5 in (90.17 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm) 36.5 in (92.71 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm) 37.5 in (95.25 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm) 38.5 in (97.79 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm) 39.5 in (100.33 cm)
Gildan 18500 โ€” Unisex Hoodie
Size Length Bust
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm)
Gildan 2400 โ€” Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27.95 in (71 cm) 36.22 in (92 cm) 33.46 in (85 cm)
M 29.13 in (74 cm) 40.16 in (102 cm) 35.04 in (89 cm)
L 29.92 in (76 cm) 44.09 in (112 cm) 36.61 in (93 cm)
XL 31.1 in (79 cm) 48.03 in (122 cm) 38.19 in (97 cm)
2XL 31.89 in (81 cm) 51.97 in (132 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
3XL 33.07 in (84 cm) 55.91 in (142 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
4XL 33.86 in (86 cm) 59.84 in (152 cm) 38.98 in (99 cm)

Tap a style above to view its chart. Measured laid flat.

  1. Find your color in the chart above.
  2. Match your measurements to the size guide.
  3. Add to cart and check out securely.

Shipping & Delivery

  • โœ… Production Time: 1โ€“3 business days.
  • ๐Ÿ“ฆ US Delivery: 3โ€“7 business days.
  • โšก US Rush Option: 3โ€“5 business days.
  • ๐ŸŒ Rest of World: 1โ€“2 weeks.

Each piece is printed on demand after you order. Double-check your size before checkout. Size-related returns arenโ€™t available, but reach out if you need any help โ€” weโ€™ve got you.

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