{"product_id":"im-always-forced-to-do-shit-im-not-qualified-for-like-being-nice-to-fucking-idiots-shirt","title":"I’m always forced to do shit I’m not qualified for like being nice to fucking idiots shirt","description":"\u003ch3\u003eBold Design, Soft Fabric – Your New Everyday Favorite\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eFirst impression? Fire. Tenth wash? Still fire. Printed directly on Gildan® cotton with pro-grade DTG ink that bonds to the fiber. No cracking, ever.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eMockup is a tee – but we’ve got you covered. This design ships on \u003cstrong\u003e4 styles\u003c\/strong\u003e: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck \u0026amp; Hoodie. Your call, your style, made just for you.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy Everyone’s Grabbing This\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eStudio-Grade Print\u003c\/strong\u003e – Eco-friendly DTG ink that bonds permanently. No cracking, no flaking, period.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003ePremium Feel\u003c\/strong\u003e – Genuine Gildan® blanks. Ultra Cotton for tees, Heavy Blend for hoodies. You’ll feel the difference.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eMove Freely\u003c\/strong\u003e – Classic unisex fit with taped seams. The tear-away label means nothing scratching your neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eFrom American Farms\u003c\/strong\u003e – US Cotton Trust Protocol certified. 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