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Slow Your Ass Down

Slow Your Ass Down Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Sale price  $18.94 Regular price  $26.94
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Custom Printed Gildan® Apparel – Designed for You

First impression? Fire. Tenth wash? Still fire. Printed directly on Gildan® cotton with pro-grade DTG ink that bonds to the fiber. No cracking, ever.

📸 Mockup is a tee – but we’ve got you covered. This design ships on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck & Hoodie. Your call, your style, made just for you.

Why You’ll Love It

  • 🎨 Built to Last – DTG printing means color is part of the fabric, not sitting on top. Wash without worry.
  • 🧵 Skin-Friendly & Soft – OEKO-TEX certified Gildan® fabric. No harsh chemicals, just pure comfort.
  • 👕 Fits Like It Should – Classic cut, taped neck & shoulders, tear-away label. Nothing scratchy, nothing awkward.
  • 🇺🇸 Wear It With Pride – Made with American cotton from the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Quality from the ground up.

Material Details

  • T-Shirt (5.3 oz) & Long Sleeve (6 oz): 100% cotton – airy, comfortable, all-season wear.
  • Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50/50 Heavy Blend (8 oz) – pill-resistant with spandex cuffs & waistband.
  • Sport Grey uses a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.

Find Your Perfect Fit

Not sure about sizing? Check our charts below:

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  2. Match your measurements to the size guide.
  3. Add to cart and check out securely.

Shipping Details

  • Crafted in: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 Standard US: 3–7 business days.
  • Express US: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 International: 7–14 business days.

All products are made to order. Please double-check your size before purchasing. No returns or exchanges for incorrect size selections. If there are any issues, feel free to message us for assistance.

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