{"product_id":"the-government-is-watching-you-piss-shirt","title":"The government is watching you piss shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eStatement Apparel – Premium Quality, Printed on Demand\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou didn’t come here to blend in. Vibrant DTG print on genuine Gildan® blanks – bold design, premium comfort, the whole package.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eSeeing a T-Shirt? That’s just the preview! This exact design is also available on \u003cstrong\u003eLong Sleeve, Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e. Just choose your style – we print and ship it your way.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe Good Stuff\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eBuilt to Last\u003c\/strong\u003e – DTG printing means color is part of the fabric, not sitting on top. Wash without worry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eSkin-Friendly \u0026amp; Soft\u003c\/strong\u003e – OEKO-TEX certified Gildan® fabric. No harsh chemicals, just pure comfort.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003ePut It On, Forget It’s There\u003c\/strong\u003e – That’s how comfortable this is. Taped shoulders, tear-away label, classic fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eUS Cotton, Real Quality\u003c\/strong\u003e – Proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol. 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