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Deez Nuts Got Em Funny Nut Meme Sarcastic Quote Retro Men's Short Sleeve T-Shirt

Deez Nuts Got Em Funny Nut Meme Sarcastic Quote Retro Men's Short Sleeve T-Shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Sale price  $18.94 Regular price  $26.94
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Bold Design, Soft Fabric โ€” Your New Everyday Favorite

Imagine scrolling past this and NOT getting it. Yeah, we canโ€™t either. Soft Gildanยฎ cotton, studio-quality print, and a fit that just works. Youโ€™re welcome.

๐Ÿ“ธ What you see is a T-Shirt mockup, but donโ€™t stop there โ€” this design comes in 4 different styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Choose your favorite and weโ€™ll make it just for you.

Why Youโ€™ll Love It

  • ๐ŸŽจ Colors That Stay โ€” Advanced DTG ink bonds with every fiber. Wash it 50 times โ€” still looks fresh.
  • ๐Ÿงต Fabric That Delivers โ€” Gildanยฎ Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend. Soft, durable, certified low-impact dyes.
  • ๐Ÿ‘• Put It On, Forget Itโ€™s There โ€” Thatโ€™s how comfortable this is. Taped shoulders, tear-away label, classic fit.
  • ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ From American Farms โ€” US Cotton Trust Protocol certified. The good stuff, sourced the right way.

Material Details

  • T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: Pure cotton (5.3โ€“6 oz) โ€” breathable comfort, durable construction.
  • Crewneck & Hoodie: 50/50 blend at 8 oz โ€” pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.
  • Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly for a heathered look.

Find Your Perfect Fit

Use the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:

Available Colors

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White
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Black
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Sand
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Sport Grey
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Navy
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Light Pink
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Royal
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Pepper
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Dark Heather
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Forest Green
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Light Blue
Gildan 5000 โ€” Unisex T-Shirt
Size Length Bust
S 28 in (71.1 cm) 36 in (91.4 cm)
M 29 in (73.7 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
L 30 in (76.2 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
2XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
3XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
4XL 34 in (86.4 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
Gildan 18000 โ€” Unisex Sweatshirt
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm) 33.5 in (85.09 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm) 34.5 in (87.63 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm) 35.5 in (90.17 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm) 36.5 in (92.71 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm) 37.5 in (95.25 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm) 38.5 in (97.79 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm) 39.5 in (100.33 cm)
Gildan 18500 โ€” Unisex Hoodie
Size Length Bust
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm)
Gildan 2400 โ€” Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
Size Length Bust Sleeve
S 27.95 in (71 cm) 36.22 in (92 cm) 33.46 in (85 cm)
M 29.13 in (74 cm) 40.16 in (102 cm) 35.04 in (89 cm)
L 29.92 in (76 cm) 44.09 in (112 cm) 36.61 in (93 cm)
XL 31.1 in (79 cm) 48.03 in (122 cm) 38.19 in (97 cm)
2XL 31.89 in (81 cm) 51.97 in (132 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
3XL 33.07 in (84 cm) 55.91 in (142 cm) 39.37 in (100 cm)
4XL 33.86 in (86 cm) 59.84 in (152 cm) 38.98 in (99 cm)

Tap a style above to view its chart. Measured laid flat.

  1. Use the color chart to explore your options.
  2. Check the size chart for measurements.
  3. Select, add to cart, and enjoy!

Shipping Details

  • โœ… Crafted in: 1โ€“3 business days.
  • ๐Ÿ“ฆ Standard US: 3โ€“7 business days.
  • โšก Express US: 3โ€“5 business days.
  • ๐ŸŒ International: 7โ€“14 business days.

Every item is made to order just for you. Please verify your size using the chart above. We canโ€™t accept returns for sizing errors, but weโ€™re always here to help if something isnโ€™t right.

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