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Don’t put the whale on unless you’re willing to die for this shit shirt
  • Don’t put the whale on unless you’re willing to die for this shit shirt
  • Don’t put the whale on unless you’re willing to die for this shit shirt
  • Don’t put the whale on unless you’re willing to die for this shit shirt
  • Don’t put the whale on unless you’re willing to die for this shit shirt
  • Don’t put the whale on unless you’re willing to die for this shit shirt
  • Don’t put the whale on unless you’re willing to die for this shit shirt
  • Don’t put the whale on unless you’re willing to die for this shit shirt
  • Don’t put the whale on unless you’re willing to die for this shit shirt
  • Don’t put the whale on unless you’re willing to die for this shit shirt
  • Don’t put the whale on unless you’re willing to die for this shit shirt
Don’t put the whale on unless you’re willing to die for this shit shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Don’t put the whale on unless you’re willing to die for this shit shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

$18.94 $26.94
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Original Design – Soft Cotton, Vibrant Print

You didn’t come here to blend in. Vibrant DTG print on genuine Gildan® blanks – bold design, premium comfort, the whole package.

📸 Mockup is a tee – but we’ve got you covered. This design ships on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck & Hoodie. Your call, your style, made just for you.

Why Everyone’s Grabbing This

  • 🎨 Colors That Stay – Advanced DTG ink bonds with every fiber. Wash it 50 times – still looks fresh.
  • 🧵 Skin-Friendly & Soft – OEKO-TEX certified Gildan® fabric. No harsh chemicals, just pure comfort.
  • 👕 Throw It On & Go – Relaxed unisex fit with reinforced shoulders. Comfortable from morning to midnight.
  • 🇺🇸 Good Cotton, Good Vibes – US Cotton Trust Protocol member. Sustainable, premium, American-grown.

Fabric Breakdown

  • Cotton Tees & Long Sleeves: 100% US cotton at 5.3–6 oz – naturally soft and breathable.
  • Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 50/50 Heavy Blend (8 oz) – pill-resistant with spandex cuffs & waistband.
  • Fabric note – Sport Grey (90/10 cotton/poly) has a slight poly blend for that classic heather finish.

Choose Your Style

Reference the charts below before you order:

Color Chart

Size Chart

  1. Review the color & size charts.
  2. Select your preferred options.
  3. Place your order – easy as 1-2-3.

Shipping Details

  • ✅ Crafted in: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 Standard US: 3–7 business days.
  • ⚡ Express US: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 International: 7–14 business days.

All items are custom printed after purchase. Please measure carefully and check the size guide. Returns for incorrect sizing are not accepted. Questions? Just message us – we’re happy to help!

🛒 Head to TeeBloomCo.com for more. Quality prints. Premium fabric. Happy customers.

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