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My Goal Is to Have Your Dog Like Me More Than You Sarcastic Unisex Classic Tee
  • My Goal Is to Have Your Dog Like Me More Than You Sarcastic Unisex Classic Tee
  • My Goal Is to Have Your Dog Like Me More Than You Sarcastic Unisex Classic Tee
My Goal Is to Have Your Dog Like Me More Than You Sarcastic Unisex Classic Tee Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

My Goal Is to Have Your Dog Like Me More Than You Sarcastic Unisex Classic Tee Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

$18.94 $26.94
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Exclusive Design – Premium Print on Gildan® Cotton

Warning: once you feel this fabric, your other tees are getting benched. Gildan® Ultra Cotton meets studio-quality DTG printing. Comfort and color that actually last.

📸 Mockup is a tee – but we’ve got you covered. This design ships on 4 styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck & Hoodie. Your call, your style, made just for you.

Here’s Why It’s Worth It

  • 🎨 Print That Pops – DTG-printed directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling – just bold, vivid color.
  • 🧵 Skin-Friendly & Soft – OEKO-TEX certified Gildan® fabric. No harsh chemicals, just pure comfort.
  • 👕 All-Day Comfort – Classic fit with taped seams and a tear-away label. Zero itch, zero irritation.
  • 🇺🇸 Cotton Done Right – Sourced under the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Premium quality, responsibly grown.

Materials & Specs

  • T-Shirt (5.3 oz) & Long Sleeve (6 oz): 100% cotton – airy, comfortable, all-season wear.
  • Crewneck & Hoodie: 50/50 blend at 8 oz – pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.
  • Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly for a heathered look.

Color & Size Guide

Use the charts below to pick your ideal color and size:

Color Chart

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  1. Check the color and size chart above.
  2. Select your style, color, and size.
  3. Add to cart and proceed to checkout.

Delivery Info

  • ✅ Production: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 USA Standard: 3–7 business days.
  • ⚡ USA Rush: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 International: 1–2 weeks.

All items are custom printed after purchase. Please measure carefully and check the size guide. Returns for incorrect sizing are not accepted. Questions? Just message us – we’re happy to help!

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